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that shag/marry/cliff thing

Marry, Shag, Cliff Meme
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.


giddy_london gave me Thom Yorke, Morrissey, and Alan Rickman.

Then cincodemaygirl gave me Sarah Jane, Romana II, and Rose.



I adore all three. However, I have come to realize that I best love Teh Pudge as Professor Snape now. (I've got a thing for greasy-haired gits.) Were Snape listed, I'd have to give this more thought.

Sorry, Alan. We could've had something once, but you've just been cliffed.


You just cliffed me? After all we've been through?



It's okay, he'll carry on somehow.



Awww, see? Is okays.





Now, that leaves Morrissey and Thom Yorke (lead singer of Radiohead). ARGH. Thom Yorke is lovely and he's Thom Yorke, but Morrissey is Morrissey for crying out loud.

Okay, Thom. We'll shag, but that's it. And you really remind me a lot of John Simm, not that I'm complaining.


He looks so wee! I like wee boys.

...Not like that, guys. Honestly. You bunch of pervs. <3



He has purty lips.



Zombie impersonations get me HOT.



O-face.



John Simm: Totally Looks Like Thom Yorke, y/y?


Who also looks a bit like Simon Pegg. Huh.



And that means I'll marry Morrissey and we'll live happily ever after. Or (more likely), it'll be excruciating, which will still be okay because hey - lots of songs written about me! Keep your eyes and ears open for future hits such as "Whoever Introduced Us Should Be Shot," "Must You Twitter Every Goddamned Thing I Say," and "Stop Pretending You Don't Hear Me Talking to You Darling, You're Sitting Right There"



Rocking the specs.



Those are some creepy eyebrows you got there. Love you anyway.



Such a tease, omg.



Oh, you handsome devil.



Now, onto the ladies: Sarah Jane, Romana II, and Rose.

Well, we all know Rose is adorable (and looks a bit like that one muppet). Apparently, she also has knee cramps.
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As much as I injure myself, can't have that. Sorry, Rose. I've seen you in your knickers (and I liked it), but you're getting cliffed.

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Displeased Rose is displeased. At least I didn't leave you stranded in a parallel universe, sweetcheeks.


That leaves Romana II and Sarah Jane. While I haven't technically met Romana II yet and don't feel any particular pull for her over Rose, she's a Time Lady. And, well, hello, yeah, I'd add that to my list -- alien sex without tentacles. Also, she's cute.
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And of course, being obsessed, I am going to have to marry Sarah Jane.


This is a practical choice: I'd never have trouble getting a cab.
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(image from The Sarah Jane Smith Wardrobe Appreciation Society)


Senior citizens should not look this good in leather.
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omfgwant. (okay, awful outfit, BUT I DON'T CARE.)
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I really would like to discuss the outfit in the last picture. We have a fairly ho-hum little suit dress, skirt being slightly on the short side, with FISHNETS AND BRIGHT RED HEELS. Not even those half-way demure fishnets, the kind that are just a little bit cheeky, no. These are the "I've been a bad, bad girl" fishnets, with shoes of a colour that shoes outside of pornos just shouldn't be. So, in effect, the top half of her outfit is saying, "I am a mature, accomplished woman - a force to be reckoned with," and I can't even repeat what her lower half is saying, for fear of being banned. I AM GETTING SUCH MIXED SIGNALS HERE.

*cold shower*


In other news, she has a tendency to wear awesome boots (although clearly not in the above pic, but, still, NOT CARING), and, being married, they would then be my boots as well. Win!







(I forgot to link to big pics, gah. Shall do it later. Everything's here if there's something you want.)



Who wants to play? Tell me if you want guys/girls/mixbag.

ETA:(We have playing in the comments! IT'S A PARTY, WOOHOO.)

ETA 2: Now with 100% moar wimmins!

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hikethekilt
Mar. 27th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
Real: Catherine Tate, Dorothy Parker, David Hewlett

Not so much: Rose Tyler, Frodo Baggins, Severus Snape

You may mix and match if you wish!
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cincodemaygirl
Mar. 28th, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
WHY DON'T MY IMAGES WORK, DAMMIT.

/Slogs off to sort it out
hikethekilt
Mar. 28th, 2009 12:43 am (UTC)
They were [img] instead of IMG SRC tags -- does LJ support BBcodes or whatever those are called?

I agreed with your choices, though! 8D <3

I'd love a set of wimmin, if you want.
cincodemaygirl
Mar. 28th, 2009 12:47 am (UTC)
I have no idea why it won't let me edit that comment, so here's my second try, goddammit. LJ, I fucking hate you.

Oooooooh. Good picks. Very hard choices!!!

I love Dorothy Parker:

...But I don't really want to marry her (too depressing!) or shag her (...also too depressing?). Sorry Dottie, it's the cliff for you.

I went round and round on the next two, but this is how I've come down--

David Hewlett, I will shag senseless. I mean, who doesn't want to? Honestly!

But I worry if I married him I'd be tired of him in a month.

Catherine Tate I don't think I would tire of. She's pretty much unlimited awesome!



Now for the fictionals. I have to admit this is hard because I only want to marry one and shag one...the same one. OBVS, SNAPE:
[Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<img http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v150/cincodemaygirl/rose.jpg”>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]

I have no idea why it won't let me edit that comment, so here's my second try, goddammit. LJ, I fucking hate you.

Oooooooh. Good picks. Very hard choices!!!

I love Dorothy Parker:
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v150/cincodemaygirl/dottie.jpg">
...But I don't really want to marry her (too depressing!) or shag her (...also too depressing?). Sorry Dottie, it's the cliff for you.

I went round and round on the next two, but this is how I've come down--

David Hewlett, I will shag senseless. I mean, who doesn't want to? Honestly!
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v150/cincodemaygirl/the-hew.jpg">
But I worry if I married him I'd be tired of him in a month.

Catherine Tate I don't think I would tire of. She's pretty much unlimited awesome!
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v150/cincodemaygirl/catherine.jpg">


Now for the fictionals. I have to admit this is hard because I only want to marry one and shag one...the same one. OBVS, SNAPE:
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v150/cincodemaygirl/snape_smiling.jpg”>
EVERYONE SANE WANTS A PIECE OF THAT.

Rose is quite pretty:
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v150/cincodemaygirl/rose.jpg”>
...but I don't particularly want to shag her (Now Martha, Martha I would shag. Rotten. Or maybe marry her so I could look at her all the time. Ah, Martha.), so over the cliffie she goes. Sorry, Rose. Also, I do really like her scarf. Maybe I'll snag that before I send her over the cliff.

So I shall shag Frodo. I mean, he's not my favorite hobbit (actually I think he is my least favorite of the four!), but who doesn't want another whole species on their bedpost list? That's just awesome. Also, he is real cute. Check out the dreamy blue eyes:
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v150/cincodemaygirl/frodo.jpg”>

Would you like another set to decide between?


Edited at 2009-03-28 12:49 am (UTC)
hikethekilt
Mar. 28th, 2009 12:50 am (UTC)
Something went awry again -- looks like the Snape link is missing a SRC=". <3 Poor thing!! I didn't meant to cause you this much trouble. XD
cincodemaygirl
Mar. 28th, 2009 12:51 am (UTC)
It isn't missing the source!!!! It is correct, I swear it!!! *KICKS LJ REALLY HARD*

I am going to back away from the photobucket now, but you must choose between:

Sarah Jane
Romana 2
Rose
!
hikethekilt
Mar. 28th, 2009 12:55 am (UTC)
*puts the smackdown on LJ* I meant the word "SRC=" - that's what LJ's kicked out, anyway. Rat bastard.

Poor Dottie, omg, she looks so defeated there. She was gorgeous when she was younger, but she just looks so tired of it all in later pics that it makes me want to cry. Still, I'd probably shag her instead of Hewlett, just to say, "Yeah, I hit that."

OMG CHOICES! <3 I have a feeling Rose is going off a cliff again. XD Am going to edit the post with the girlses.
hikethekilt
Mar. 28th, 2009 02:36 am (UTC)
I also wanted to comment, I don't think Dottie would've minded had you thrown her off a cliff, and Catherine Tate is. Yeah. Bouncy pillows. *staring*