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that shag/marry/cliff thing

Marry, Shag, Cliff Meme
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

giddy_london gave me Thom Yorke, Morrissey, and Alan Rickman.

Then cincodemaygirl gave me Sarah Jane, Romana II, and Rose.

I adore all three. However, I have come to realize that I best love Teh Pudge as Professor Snape now. (I've got a thing for greasy-haired gits.) Were Snape listed, I'd have to give this more thought.

Sorry, Alan. We could've had something once, but you've just been cliffed.

You just cliffed me? After all we've been through?

It's okay, he'll carry on somehow.

Awww, see? Is okays.

Now, that leaves Morrissey and Thom Yorke (lead singer of Radiohead). ARGH. Thom Yorke is lovely and he's Thom Yorke, but Morrissey is Morrissey for crying out loud.

Okay, Thom. We'll shag, but that's it. And you really remind me a lot of John Simm, not that I'm complaining.

He looks so wee! I like wee boys.

...Not like that, guys. Honestly. You bunch of pervs. <3

He has purty lips.

Zombie impersonations get me HOT.


John Simm: Totally Looks Like Thom Yorke, y/y?

Who also looks a bit like Simon Pegg. Huh.

And that means I'll marry Morrissey and we'll live happily ever after. Or (more likely), it'll be excruciating, which will still be okay because hey - lots of songs written about me! Keep your eyes and ears open for future hits such as "Whoever Introduced Us Should Be Shot," "Must You Twitter Every Goddamned Thing I Say," and "Stop Pretending You Don't Hear Me Talking to You Darling, You're Sitting Right There"

Rocking the specs.

Those are some creepy eyebrows you got there. Love you anyway.

Such a tease, omg.

Oh, you handsome devil.

Now, onto the ladies: Sarah Jane, Romana II, and Rose.

Well, we all know Rose is adorable (and looks a bit like that one muppet). Apparently, she also has knee cramps.

As much as I injure myself, can't have that. Sorry, Rose. I've seen you in your knickers (and I liked it), but you're getting cliffed.

Displeased Rose is displeased. At least I didn't leave you stranded in a parallel universe, sweetcheeks.

That leaves Romana II and Sarah Jane. While I haven't technically met Romana II yet and don't feel any particular pull for her over Rose, she's a Time Lady. And, well, hello, yeah, I'd add that to my list -- alien sex without tentacles. Also, she's cute.

And of course, being obsessed, I am going to have to marry Sarah Jane.

This is a practical choice: I'd never have trouble getting a cab.
(image from The Sarah Jane Smith Wardrobe Appreciation Society)

Senior citizens should not look this good in leather.

omfgwant. (okay, awful outfit, BUT I DON'T CARE.)

I really would like to discuss the outfit in the last picture. We have a fairly ho-hum little suit dress, skirt being slightly on the short side, with FISHNETS AND BRIGHT RED HEELS. Not even those half-way demure fishnets, the kind that are just a little bit cheeky, no. These are the "I've been a bad, bad girl" fishnets, with shoes of a colour that shoes outside of pornos just shouldn't be. So, in effect, the top half of her outfit is saying, "I am a mature, accomplished woman - a force to be reckoned with," and I can't even repeat what her lower half is saying, for fear of being banned. I AM GETTING SUCH MIXED SIGNALS HERE.

*cold shower*

In other news, she has a tendency to wear awesome boots (although clearly not in the above pic, but, still, NOT CARING), and, being married, they would then be my boots as well. Win!

(I forgot to link to big pics, gah. Shall do it later. Everything's here if there's something you want.)

Who wants to play? Tell me if you want guys/girls/mixbag.

ETA:(We have playing in the comments! IT'S A PARTY, WOOHOO.)

ETA 2: Now with 100% moar wimmins!



Apr. 1st, 2009 01:24 am (UTC)
Re: Those three you gave me
Most assuredly! And Sarah! Jane! is TSJA era -- if she can afford an imported car and that big house, she can afford to support me, too. I'll be her kept art student.